Oh, Socially Awkward Penguin
Socially Awkward Penguin understands one of the oddest thing that can happen to you when you meet new people. I know on several occasions someone has asked me about America and then told me I was wrong.
Rich Raven Knows
Rich Raven is an ass. When you travel the world, try to give to those who deserve it.
Joseph Ducreux Says
Some people might tell you to Disregard Females and Acquire Currency, but I’d recommend you Blame Ladies and Acquire Amnesty.
Courage Wolf Says
Courage Wolf understands that the only way to move to Europe is to lose all your money through gambling right before you leave.
One week to the big jump across the Atlantic!
Advice Dog Talks About Jungle Juice
My brother and I decided to make the jungle juice recipe I dreamed about. However, we modified the recipe a bit by adding in a bottle of Smirnoff and Lime Margarita Mix. Don’t get us wrong the recipe was fine as is but this way you’ll get hit by a freight train.
In the spirit of Advice Dog pour everything into a bucket and drink it all. Better than drinking bleach to live forever.
For an alternative recipe try my friends recipe, I’ve cleverly named it “GET PISCO-ED” in his honor:
- 151
- Vodka
- White Tequila
- White Rum
- Everclear
- Fruit Platter
- Strawberry Juice
- Other Juice to taste (for example fruit punch)
